The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Rice's stadium. Only over Rice.
- Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rice, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.