The Inch-Short Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Rice's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rice's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.