The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Ref: "Number Rice, that's a flag." Rice: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- The broadcast shows Rice on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rice's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Rice was due a breakout.
86%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rice's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.