The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Weber State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Shaheed tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shaheed's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.