The Inch-Short Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Shaheed will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shaheed, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.