The Hamstring Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Shaheed is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shaheed drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.