The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Shaheed gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
90%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shaheed, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.