The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Shaheed will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shaheed's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.