The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The broadcast shows Shaheed on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Shaheed, Shaheed, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.