The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Shaheed runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
72%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shaheed, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.