The Late Scratch Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- The broadcast shows Shaheed on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Shaheed gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shaheed drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.