The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The broadcast shows Shaheed on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shaheed's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.