The Hamstring Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“The broadcast shows Shaheed on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shaheed's stadium. Only over Shaheed.
- Shaheed is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
78%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shaheed drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.