The Inch-Short Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Shaheed gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shaheed's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.