The Snap Count Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- The broadcast shows Shaheed on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Shaheed will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Shaheed scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.