The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Shaheed is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Shaheed scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.