The Late Scratch Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Weber State's biggest rival.
- Shaheed gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shaheed's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.