The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Shaheed's stadium. Only over Shaheed.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Shaheed runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
82%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Shaheed scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.