The Late Scratch Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Shaheed tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shaheed drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.