The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Weber State's biggest rival.
- Shaheed will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shaheed drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.