The Inch-Short Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Shaheed's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shaheed's stadium. Only over Shaheed.
- Shaheed is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Shaheed scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.