The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Shaheed is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
80%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shaheed's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.