The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Shaheed is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shaheed, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.