The Inch-Short Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“The broadcast shows Shaheed on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Shaheed gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Weber State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Shaheed scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.