The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Shaheed sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shaheed's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.