The Hamstring Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“The QB looks at Shaheed exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Shaheed gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Weber State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shaheed, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.