The Inch-Short Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Shaheed gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
78%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shaheed drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.