The Snap Count Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bateman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bateman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.