The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Bateman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bateman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.