The Hamstring Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- The QB looks at Bateman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Bateman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bateman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.