The Late Scratch Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Bateman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.