The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bateman's stadium. Only over Bateman.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Bateman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Derrick Henry
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.