The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bateman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
90%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bateman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.