The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bateman's stadium. Only over Bateman.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.
91%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.