The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Bateman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Bateman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bateman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.