The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bateman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bateman is already "Questionable" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
80%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bateman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.