The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“The QB looks at Bateman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bateman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.