The Late Scratch Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bateman's stadium. Only over Bateman.
85%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bateman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.