The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.