The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
- Bateman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bateman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.