The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Bateman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
82%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bateman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.