The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Bateman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
80%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bateman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.