The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bateman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
91%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bateman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.