The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Bateman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bateman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.