The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Bateman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bateman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.