The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bateman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
82%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Bateman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.