The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman is already "Questionable" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bateman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bateman, Bateman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.