The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A mysterious flag erases Bateman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bateman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.