The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bateman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.