The Late Scratch Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman is already "Questionable" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bateman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
77%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bateman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.